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Kristina K
Date: 2012-03-04 19:13
Subject: Yay! Moar memes.
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Tags:fangirl obsession, i'm an idiot, meme, random
Questions by the lovely racethewind10

1. How did you and your significant other meet?
We live in the same neighborhood so I saw her out and about. And I got to thinking, who is this little lesbian, I gotsa meet her, get my sweet kisses on. So I asked her out for coffee and she said yes. And the rest is history.

2. what is the thing you find most attractive in the same sex?
Boobs. Oh my god, I'm a 12-year-old boy when it comes to boobs. But that's the shallow end of my attraction. Women are so much more awesome than guys. And I should know, I've dated a few. Just the fact that girls are more beautiful, more sensual, they smell wonderful and are so soft! Also, boobs.

3. What are your current (if any) fandom obsessions?
Not so much the complete fandom, but pairing. Brittana has me obsessed. I couldn't care less about the other aspect of the show as long as I get my dose of Naya Rivera and Heather Morris on my TV. I also have a feeling Smash will become a significant part of my daily squee routine.

4. If you ran Glee, what would the show look like?
First of all, there would be no New Directions. I'd give ALL the songs to the Troubletones because they are truly the best thing that happened to that show in its three years of existence. I'd also kick all the boys asses for treating girls like crap, except Mike Chang's character because he's got some wicked moves and is generally awesome. There would also be significantly more lady kisses on the show and none for Finchel, bye.

5.Leather, or lace?
Leather, just because I suspect that doing bad ass things in a lacy outfit wouldn't be as cool. Or comfortable.

6. Mord'Sith or Confessor?
My eternal devotion belongs to Kahlan Amnell. She's compassionate, she's skillful, she fights like a motherfucker and kicks ass and she's breathtakingly gorgeous. It's that white dress, I think, that made up my mind for me. And the boots and the hair porn. And the daggers and those blue eyes. And the lip scar.

7. You have just won a million dollars, what do you do?
I'd build a super secret evil lair and then invite all my UN girls over for a pajama party. Or an orgy. Or both.
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Kristina K
Date: 2012-02-27 17:54
Subject: How do I Live Journal anymore?
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Mood:sleepysleepy
Tags:blog, el journal, fangirl obsession, fun, i'm an idiot, meme, rant
So I haven't posted on here in ages, but I'm still lurking around so I spied some of my friends filling out this meme and I decided to fill it out myself, too. You know, for old times sake.

Questions by lysachan

1) Could you imagine permanently living outside of Croatia?
Right now, I can't. I love my city and I'm very attached to it and so is my girlfriend. I'm also very bad with dealing with change, especially the big kind such as moving and starting your life somewhere else. But I guess, if I had to or if I set my mind to it, I could. It would take some getting used to it, I'd be very home sick at first, but then I'd get over it eventually. Besides, gf and I sometimes fantasize how we'll move to Iceland once we're rich. So there.

2) What is the femslash paring that has had the biggest influence on your fangirly life?
It all began with Sara Sidle and Sofia Curtis of CSI. That's the first fandom I stumbled in and you know what they say: you always remember your first. I had no idea about how a fandom works, how engaging it is or how devastating it can be. Oh my creys! I had no idea. I still pine over the loss of Det. Sofia Curtis because she's the reason I even ventured into the vastness of the Internets in search of fandom.

3) Do you like vegetables?
I do. The problem is, I never liked vegetables the way my mom cooked them so I ended up growing up not eating much of vegetables. I like them simply cooked in salty water, maybe fried on some butter later and seasoned. I like when my peas roll around on the plate and I have to chase them with a fork.

4) What is your favourite music genre?
Pop music. Rock. I like classic and dance music just as much. It's not about the genre, really. It's more about the beat and the feel and the sound of the singer's voice. For example, going through my music collection you'll find: Sara Bareilles, Evanescence, Rammstein, Leftfield, Metric, Norah Jones, Dire Straits, Queen, Roxette, Kelly Clarkson, Texas, Marilyn Manson, Goldfrapp, Florence + The Machine, 80's rock, Mozart, Vivaldi... the list goes on. If it gives me ~feelings, me gusta.

5) Did you like school?
I liked it as much as any average kid likes school. While I was attending it, I was like, 'crap, school', after I finished it I was like, 'fuck, now I have to get a job'. I was a good student, I liked certain subjects and certain professors because some of them were really trying to pass on their knowledge onto us. And then there were those who just came in and did a lousy job and it made me regret I chose the high school I chose. But since I was an A student all throughout my education everybody assumed I loved school and everything about it when, actually, I was pretty much disappointed by it. Turns out, I'm much better at learning things from practice than I am from a book.

6) What is the first site you visit when you go online?
Facebook. I know: I suck. But hear me out! I have this awesome group of girls on there and they are from all around the Europe and US and we talk about STUFF that's important so I always go there to see if someone wrote something or if there's a new reason for me to make fun of _miss_frost, as I'm accustomed to do because she's so adorable when I make fun of her. Also, there's discussion about boobs and that's always relevant and I must stay on top of that, too. Also, many of my friends simply decided that texting is so passe and they insist on leaving me FB messages instead of sending me texts when they wish to tell me something so checking Facebook is the equivalent of me checking my e-mail first thing in the morning 10 years ago.

7) Are you happy?
Since, literally, little things make me happy, I guess I can say that I am (to prove my point: yesterday, I found my old stapler at work that I misplaced months ago and I was so happy I found it, I went from colleague to colleague showing them how I found my stapler and squeed over it how now I'll be able to staple things together again like a proper human being, and not torture myself with that evil crap stapler I used while this old one was missing). Also, I have a wonderful girlfriend, I work at a bookstore which is something I always wanted to do, I get to do fangirly stuff and act like a kid even though I should be a reasonable and responsible adult. So yeah, I'm happy.
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-09-05 00:38
Subject: 100% true
Security: Public
Mood:whinywhiny
Tags:brittana, fanfic, fangirl obsession, flist, glee, i'm an idiot, jsyk, random, rant, spam, torture
racethewind10 refuses to write me a story because she likes to see me suffer.
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-06-19 00:12
Subject: Late to the party but arrived in style
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Tags:*lightbulb*, awesomeness, film, fun, girls
Finally saw Sucker Punch and fucking loved it. Need fic, nao!
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-03-09 15:29
Subject: You guise! So. Many. Feelings.
Security: Public
Tags:awesomeness, brittana, fangirl obsession, glee, heather morris, jsyk, naya rivera, pretty pictures, squee, tv
 

I just want to take this screen cap and draw hearts around it and snuggle with it, take it out to movies and to a nice romantic dinner, buy it flowers and introduce it to my parents. And then I'd like to marry it and have a bunch of babies with it. Because it's perfect and, OMG, Santana is so in love and she just sang a song to Brittany and she has all these ~feelings and I totally cried you guise.
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-02-20 16:28
Subject: Off the Map, I likes it.
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Tags:awesomeness, fangirl obsession, femslash, off the map, tv
I need some Brenner/Minard in my life, STAT. I wouldn't mind some Clark thrown in the mix either.
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-02-01 15:54
Subject: Because Glee/PLL cross could be epic, take 2
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Tags:fanfic, glee, omg help!, pretty little liars

So, I wrote another 1000 words on that Santana/Emily story my plot bunnies insisted on, and now I have a feeling it's getting out of hand because it was supposed to be a simple Santana/Emily one shot where Emily is the new kid at McKinley and Santana is all, Damn, that girl is fine, and now I have all the other PLL girls involved and the entire WMHS football team is in it... and I hope it doesn't get out of control because I want to finish it.

Also, I can't believe no one has writen a Santana/Emily yet. How is that even possible?
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-01-27 15:16
Subject: Because Glee/PLL cross could be epic.
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Tags:fanfic, glee, omg help!, pretty little liars
Wrote 1000 words of Santana/Emily. And I've got nothing else. Nothing. Fucking plot bunnies. I love it when they abandon me. WHORES!
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Kristina K
Date: 2011-01-03 22:08
Subject: Fanfic | Glee | Brittany/Santana, Brittany/Artie | PG-13
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Tags:fanfic, glee
Title: Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced
Pairing: Brittany/Santana, Brittany/Artie
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~3100
Summary: A story in which Santana tries to get her girl back and also cries in her car to Dashboard Confessional
Disclaimer: None of this is mine except for the weak plot and bad grammar
AN: Someone on this one board mentioned how they’d like to see an angsty fic that included some music by DC and Santana crying to it, so I got an idea. Not a very good one, mind you, but it’ll do until I learn how to write better stories. Also, yay for my first Brittana fic! ‘Twas about time. ‘Twas about time I wrote something, anything, actually. I’m no random_flores , kiddies, but I don’t always suck, either. Here, have some angsty Brittana fluf. It’s from the heart. Title from Dashboard Confessional’s song ‘Stolen’


 

 

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-29 22:36
Subject: I just realized...
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Tags:*lightbulb*
I don't need porn. I have Tumblr.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-29 13:02
Subject: End of the year Glee picspam
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Tags:awesomeness, fangirl obsession, glee, pretty pictures
You guys, I used to love Glee but I never really wrote about it here. Well, it's time I change that. If you like pretty pictures and you like them, like, a lot, you should take a look under the cut because my El Journal totally exploded in screencaps in this one.



I am going to do this chronologically because I love all of these performances and I'd never get around to post this bitch if I actually had to rank them. So here you go, these are the ones that make me asplode with glee.


This picspam is so big it may break your InternetCollapse )
That's it, kids. Have wonderful holidays, lots of love and happiness.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-28 11:27
Subject: OMG you guise!
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Tags:awesomeness, squee

Confessor babies!


I feel like squishing something from all this giddy.
 

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-27 21:52
Subject: Need. To. Focus.
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Tags:glee, omg help!, pretty pictures
I've been meaning to make a grandiose Glee picspam post, but I keep getting sidetracked.  I need to get it done before the year is over, damnit!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-22 00:37
Subject: *fangirl squee* v2.0
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Tags:squee, tv, video

Another doctor drama, Shonda Rhimes blah blah. Yawn.

All I care about is that I'll get Caroline Dhavernas back on my TV, fuck yeah!


I do realize my heart will be broken when she's not Jay Tyler, like I'm dying for her to be, but that woman is pure gold so I'm sure I'll love her no matter what. It's Caroline Dhavernas, you guise! Back on my TV! Yay!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-08 19:59
Subject: Just sayin', take 2
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Tags:glee, hemo, i'm an idiot, naya rivera, omg help!

Apparently, I've developed a very weak spot for Naya Rivera in the most shallow, objectifying manner. The fact that she and HeMo seem to be attached at the hip is just a bonus. A wonderful wonderful "It's like Christmas" bonus.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-08 12:34
Subject: The Guard, season 3
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Tags:links, the guard, zoie palmer

So now we have here season 3 of The Guard if you found yourself in withdrawal because of the lack of Dr. Lauren on your screen. Granted, Carly Grieg is not Dr. Lauren, but she's pretty damn awesome herself.

Links for The Guard Season 3 under the cutCollapse )
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-07 13:30
Subject: The Guard, season 2
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Tags:links, the guard, zoie palmer
It's the holiday season and it's my turn to be nice to people. Gods know people have been nice to me this year what with all that fangirl crack being provided.

So in case you need it, here's The Guard season 2. I have seen a few people posting season 1 on their journals so I'll pick up where they left off.

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-06 22:23
Subject: From the Trevor Live red carpet
Security: Public
Tags:kate walsh, omg help!, pretty pictures

Dear gods, how is she so gorgeous?!

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-06 14:07
Subject: Okay now, SERIOUSLY!
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Tags:fuckery, lost girl, rant, wtf

This Bo/Dyson fuckery needs to stop. I do not appreciate having another show I'm looking at you, Glee! that makes me want to lose my meal. I'm not saying that Dyson needs to GDIF, but he needs to find a carpet and stay there for a while. Chew on a bone or something. Go hunt a bear and go alone. My god! What you're doing here, show, is not called "a love triangle". It's called fuckery. Fu-cke-ry. Look it up!

Can you tell I'm Team Lauren or what?


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Kristina K
Date: 2010-12-02 22:54
Subject: Zoie Palmer is awesome in this other show too, you guise!
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Tags:pretty pictures, tv, zoie palmer

So, aside the fact that the torrents I managed to find are fu**ing me in the a**, I've had the chance to see first 3 episodes of The Guard in which our beloved Dr. Lauren Zoie Palmer plays a coast guard. She wears a uniform, you guise! Also, wet suits. She swaggers around in jeans and hands in her pockets. And she has that adorable shy from-under-the-eyelashes-look I get all swoony over when she does it on Lost Girl. Did I mention she wears a uniform on this show? Well she does.

I thought it could be relevant to my flist"s interests so I took a few screen shots of Zoie in uniform. You may thank me later.Collapse )
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-20 20:03
Subject: And yes, that's her ass in the begining of the video.
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Tags:i'm an idiot, video

This video is relevant to my interests out of four simple reasons.

1) Heather Morris.
2) Heather Morris without pants.
3) Heather Morris without pants but wearing a leather jacket.
4) Heather Morris without pants but wearing a leather jacket and a policeman cap.



The only thing thos video is missing is Naya Rivera singing those two songs instead of the dude. It would have made the video so much better, don't you think? RPF shipping? Me? I have no idea what you're talking about!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-20 16:26
Subject: I just want to squish them sometimes.
Security: Public
Tags:dr. arizona, dreams, dunham, fangirl obsession, fringe, omg help!, tv
You guise, you know how I sometimes have fandom related dreams? Yeah, I know. They are awesome. Especially the ones (yes, there were more than one!) I had last night.

So first I dreamt I was driving this truck with suplies for someone, IDK, doesn't matter. And there might have been an alien invasion going on at the moment, I'm not sure, but there are definitely some aliens coming up. So anyway, Dr. Arizona Robbins was one of the field doctors and she was all smiley and optimistic and positive regardless of the situation. Also, have I mentioned she smiled a lot? She was also very pretty. And she saved lives. I drove a suply truck, so I had an important role, too.

And then, AND THEN! Then I guess the aliens struck and all kinds of weird shit started happening so, obviously, FBI's Fringe division was called in and they (and by they, I mean Olivia) came in and kicked alien ass and were generally awesome. And then Olivia saved me. Like, swooped me up and took me to this ~safe place where she told me I was soft and I told her she was warm and she wore a suit and a coat and her hair was loose and blonde and she let me hug her. And then I may have or may not nuzzled her neck a little, I'M NOT SURE.

After that, the alarm clock woke me up at 6.50h because I'm an idiot and I left the alarm on on Saturday to wake me up at that ungodly hour. However, I fell back to sleep in a matter of minutes and then proceeded to have another dream about Olivia Dunham. This time there were two Olivias, as  I'm sure you know there are. Only, I was the Altlivia and Olivia was, well, Olivia. And the two of us were running away from the bad guys who wanted one or both of us Olivias dead. So we hid and then did some gazing into each other eyes and it was kind of romantic.

I know - what?
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-13 23:33
Subject: I'll just post this here in case you *somehow* missed it.
Security: Public
Tags:fangirl obsession, tabrett bethell, tv, video

This video is relevant to my interests as it should be relevant to yours.

It has Tabrett and she has ~feelings in Australian accent. Watch it. Several times. You know, for science.


From episode 13 of season 1, Cops L.A.C.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-13 17:03
Subject: You guise! It's Tabrett!
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Tags:fangirl obsession, pretty pictures, tabrett bethell, tv

*cue Internet explosion*


 Saw this on xohbee's Tumblr and I almost squee'd my pants.

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-12 22:13
Subject: Hey there, Gwyneth!
Security: Public
Tags:glee, tv, video

 

Looking good, girlfriend.


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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-11 21:43
Subject: Sometimes Glee makes my pants asplode!
Security: Public
Tags:fangirl obsession, glee, pretty pictures, tv, unf

O hai thar, HeMo. How so FIERCE?



I love this screencap. Heather Morris is such a rock star, IDEK!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-09 20:03
Subject: Oh for goodness sake!
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Tags:fangirl obsession, omg help!, torture, tv

 

I am so not looking forward to watching today's Packed to the Rafters episode, god! *sigh* *prepares tissues and nose dropps*



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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-05 15:25
Subject: GODDAMN!
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Tags:fangirl obsession, legend of the seeker, omg help!, video

I- Umm... *iz ded*
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-04 23:56
Subject: Awesomeness, squared.
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Tags:fangirl obsession, legend of the seeker, video

There are no words needed for this video. Just watch it. It's fantastic.


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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-04 16:40
Subject: Quit the humor. You're a pilot, not James Bond.
Security: Public
Tags:heather peace, pretty pictures, tv
Actually, this is more of an Ultimate Force's 1st episode of the 3rd series picspam that aired back in 2005, titled Deadlier Than The Male. In this short episode descripition I lifted from Wikipedia, you can get the general info about what the episode is about.

Red Troop are propelled from a tragic shootout in Iraq to a plane hijack in London, as terrorists fighting for a free Tibet threaten to blow up a passenger flight to Hong Kong. The opening dramatic scene sees the death of Corporal Jamie Dow, who had "half his face ripped off". Corporal Ricky Mann who had "fourteen rounds in his back and he didn't see where they were coming from" and Sergeant Pete Twamley who they put "sandbags in his coffin because there wasn't enough to fill a mess tin". Captain Caroline Walshe and Pru Banks also leave the show, apparently dropped from Red Troop by Dempsey. Back at Hereford the selection process is coming to an end, and new recruits are desperately needed as Red Troop is depleting in numbers. The new group of recruits are a very promising crowd, however to Dempsey's disgust, one of them is a woman (current policy in reality is that women are not allowed in the SAS). Becca aims to be the first woman to pass selection. When the terrorists ask for a female pilot, Henno decides to put the wannabe trooper in the front line. 
 

I stuck to more important subjects and that's pretty women in uniform. Just like here, but not really.




A bit of boobage under the cut so, if you're a slacker, heads up if you're clicking on the link at work.
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There you go. Questions?

PS: Also, Team... Troop...? Same thing. Whatever. There are some spelling errors in there but I think it's quite understandable for me not to be able to fully focus on grammar when there are more important things happening in the picspam. Right?
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-03 16:20
Subject: Can I has one of those?
Security: Public
Tags:fangirl obsession, jsyk, lip service, tv
In case you haven't picked up on it yet, Superwoman has a new secret identity. Remember, you didn't hear it from me but she's a Detective Sergeant in Glasgow. Also, I hear she has a girlfriend but she still manages to break hearts left and right. 
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-01 16:22
Subject: ZOMG, zombies!
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Tags:tv, zombies!
I just watched the premiere of  The Walking Dead. I was intrigued and totally grossed out by it which means I'll keep watching.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-11-01 14:48
Subject: Dr. Lauren is in the house and she is fine, you guise.
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Tags:fangirl obsession, i'm an idiot, lost girl

Well.

Dr. Lauren. Dr. Lauren Lewis. I wouldn't mind being experimented on by you, for science. That said, I know I'm no mystical panty remover like that succubus what's-her-face is, but I'd never, never forget I have a date with you just because I promised some bitch!wolf I'd help him out with a case.

So. How about you check my reflexes, now?
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-21 22:53
Subject: (no subject)
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Tags:lip service, music

Wow, SD Murray, you really are very good at lots of other things.



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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-20 16:08
Subject: Heather Peace = <3 <3 <3
Security: Public
Tags:fangirl obsession, lip service, tv


Officer Sam, you can arrest me anytime, kthnxbai.

 


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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-16 15:04
Subject: Villainesses FTW!
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Tags:books, jsyk, omg help!
I couldn't fall asleep last night for hours because I couldn't stop squeeing in my head at the thought of how awesome it would be if Bridget Regan ever played Melisande Shahrizai. It made me even happier in my pants than Bridget playing Wonder Woman.

I BLAME YOU, racethewind10 , FOR THIS. YOU DID THIS TO ME!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-14 09:50
Subject: Women in uniform = win
Security: Public
Tags:girls, i'm an idiot, pretty pictures

This is what happens when I get lost in aimlessly clicking on links, wasting my time on the Internets instead of doing something constructive.

There's no philosophy behind this picspam; women in uniform are hot, it's simple as that.





Awesomeness is under the cut.Collapse )

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-06 16:57
Subject: *fangirl squee*
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Tags:beckett, castle, fangirl obsession

Hello thar officer Beckett. *dies of cute*


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Kristina K
Date: 2010-10-01 12:22
Subject: I... have. No words.
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Tags:dunham, fangirl obsession, fringe, omg help!, pretty pictures

She crossed over from that other world to kill me dead, I am now sure of it.

Want some tongue!p0rn little fangirl?Collapse )
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-30 10:07
Subject: What fandom dreams are made of 2.0
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Tags:dreams, fangirl obsession, i'm an idiot

So, THIS TIME it's Cara. I don't remember all of it, just the part that left an impression on me, let's say it that way.

So anyway. Cara and I are on a boat and we're sailing into Venetian harbour while I'm telling her how I was in Venice that one time and I wasn't impressed by the city but the ladies... oh my. The Venietian ladies are fine. Then Cara asks me, comletely unimpressed as she usually is, what's so special about them and I ramble on and on about whatever until we dock, like I'm sort of an expert or something.

Suddenly, we're inside this grand hall, probably a station of some sort, and there I see Kahlan. And Kahlan is wearing a uniform. Not just any uniform. It's the Russian Army's full winter dress uniform (sans the hat) and oh my god, be still my heart. Yeah, Cara notices her too and now she cares even less about Venice and it's gorgeous women. But Kahlan is with her mother on what seems to be some sort of very important Confessor business so she doesn't even see us. And then Cara is gone and I'm looking for her so we wouldn't lose sight of Kahlan but I cannot find her and I'm stressing over it in my dream because THEY NEED TO FIND EACH OTHER and fall in love and be together until the end of time!

Yes, I know, I know. I need to get laid.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-29 12:26
Subject: Like roofies? Yeah, totally.
Security: Public
Tags:fangirl obsession, glee, i'm an idiot, omg help!, pretty pictures
Maybe you were wondering, maybe you weren't, but last night's episode of Glee made me happy in my pants. The episode itself made no sense whatsoever, but all that Brittany screen time = much love. And the snake. And the hairography. And Brittany in a flesh colored body suit with sparkles all over? JFC! Also, ALSO! Santana IN A FREAKING THREE PIECE SUIT AND A PIMP CANE! Somebody's been spying on my fantasies, I swear to god.

UNF under cutCollapse )

Plus, how awesome is it that we now know Brittany's full name? I LOLd so hard.
Leave Brittany alone. HA!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-27 22:50
Subject: Pretty things are pretty!
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Tags:fangirl obsession, legend of the seeker, pretty pictures

So anyway, I lurk around DeviantArt quite often, ogling other people's art because the artistic gene my father's side of the family prouds itself on has decided to skip me and I am incessantly bitter because of it.

Being completely insane over LotS, naturally, I've searched out the characters and the fanart made for the series and the books. This one girl caught my eye and blew me away. She's what? 15? Okay, maybe not, what do I know but, dude, the things she does... whoa. So in case you don't have a habit of visiting DA, maybe you haven't even had a chance to witness her talent, therefore, allow me to show some of her work to you.

She likes to draw Kahlan and Richard doing stuffs that would make Zedd shriek like a little girl in attempt to cockblock before it's to late, omg! and her digital art makes me happy in my pants, what!




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In case you were wondering, my favorite drawing of Cara was done by this guy.

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-26 10:39
Subject: What does it *mean*?
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Tags:dreams
So, last night, I had a dream and Blake Lively was in it. We went to school together, apparently. Also, we we're on the school choir together. And I touched her arm a lot whenever we walked next to each other (I thought to myself in the dream "If this was a TV show and fangirls saw me touch her all the time like this, they'd scream subtext so much their heads would explode). And then I woke up and was confused about possibly having a Gossip Girl dream when I never saw a single episode of it. Also, all I know about Ms. Lively is what I've read in those fanfics where's she's this Viking warlord conqueror and that one time she sexed up Olivia Dunham. So I guess it's fair to say I'm kinda confused right now.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-24 23:43
Subject: The things I would do for that hair
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Dear Bridget,

how are you so gorgeous?

Sincerely yours,

so_wicked 



From The Best & The Brightest. Stole it from someone's Twitter.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-23 21:46
Subject: There's a day in every fangirl's life...
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Tags:fangirl obsession, i'm an idiot, omg help!, pretty pictures

and, guys, THIS is one of those days.









Full video here.

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-20 00:26
Subject: What a lovely way to end my evening.
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Tags:jsyk
JSYK, I could listen to Jessica Marais talk, all day.
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-14 20:31
Subject: Seems like my Muse really needs a kick in the ass
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Tags:fanfic, legend of the seeker

I started writing this a long time ago; I'd say it was around the start of the second season of LotS. All I got done is this prologue thingy that's been sitting on my desktop for freaking months, and it's starting to irk me a lot. Basically, it was supposed to be a story of young Kahlan in her Confessor training days in Aydindril, before Darken Rahl wiped out all of the Confessors.

So, she's around 17 years of age. I tied it to book canon (even though I like to invent my own canon where it suits me, and it suits me with this story very much) and the majority of characters would be original ones. Also, the entire idea of a Confessor wanting to be a sorceress could come off as blasphemous, but I found it intriguing. Blame it on book!Nicci and her awesomeness.

I figured I'd post the prologue here now and see what you peeps think of it and maybe it'll give my Muse an idea or two how to shape the story. Or maybe you'd think it's crap and I'll forget about it all together and finally find some peace. 

It doesn't even have a title yet. It needs work. It needs talent, too. But that never stopped me before so... Here it is.


Fandom: Legend of the Seeker (bookverse)
Pairing: Kahlan/OC
Rating: R (or so I plan on it being so)
Summary: Kahlan is a model Confessor. Obedient, hard working, devoted to her studies. Until she meets Vivian and Vivian shows her how Powerful Magic is made.
Disclaimer: I own some of the characters, everyting else is Terry Goodkind's.


 

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Well, there you go.

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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-13 14:09
Subject: This is Alice. She brought along a few of her friends.
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Tags:fangirl obsession, i'm an idiot
Saw Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D. Except it wasn't in 3D. Well, it was, but I didn't have the 3D glasses so boo! Many things went boom. Also, Ali Larter? She's pretty. So is her girlfriend. Pretty and kick ass. I must admit that all those Matrix moves and Agent Smith look alike irked me a little bit. At one point I was like, wait, am I missing something here? When did Milla get cast as Neo?

Plus, teh subtext made my head explode. Seriously, Alice? You're just a big pile of smitten goo, aren't you? Not that I blame you. Claire = yum.

Can I has Resident Evil part 5 nao?
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-12 14:00
Subject: Why don't you step all over my heart while you're at it
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Mood:crappycrappy
Tags:fangirl obsession, legend of the seeker, omg help!, pretty pictures

You guise, what happened to Fuck Yeah Seeker Ladies? Can they see I'm suffering here?! I NEED MY SEEKER LADIES!
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Kristina K
Date: 2010-09-06 12:22
Subject: What a wonderful way to start my day.
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Tags:girls, pretty pictures

Saw this photo of the Croatian female waterpolo team on the local news portal this morning.

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I almost swallowed my own tongue. You go girls!

[/is shallow like whoa]
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